OH KOFI! Oh Kofi! Oh Kofi! but why? How could you do this? How could you lie? You said she was your ride or die But you've left her with no goodbye Kofi you promised you'll always be there Ah but Kofi you are nowhere Kofi the lover lover was just Kofi the liar liar Chairman left her because she said no He said just the tip or else he'll go She gave him her heart but he wanted downstairs So you run round having secret affairs Kofi now you have six sides, chairman is a hexagon Three in diaspora, three in Pentagon Now she's preaching men are trash on Twitter And posting self-love quotes on Insta She'll recover after the tears Because though she is little she is but fierce (Based on a true story. Unfortunately.) Today's message is going to be preached to three different congregations. Please find your category and take your seat. I'll start with the predators before the prey and end with the most dangerous group, the enab...